| Human Coaches |
| Name | Team | Career Record | Last Import | |
| sixfeetgiantbunnyrabbit * | -Michigan State (6ft) | 809-331 | 13.05.2012 | |
| Bamboocha * | -Oklahoma State (Bamb.) | 819-206 | 13.05.2012 | |
| Sandman * | -Pepperdine (Sandman) | 603-391 | 03.03.2012 | |
| mavs41 * | -Ohio State (mavs41) | 564-328 | 03.05.2012 | |
| Little * | none | 402-294 | ||
| Skamander * | -Marquette (Skamander) | 610-262 | 17.04.2012 | |
| DaBigMarv * | -San Diego (Marv) | 743-367 | 13.05.2012 | |
| Stevo * | -Fresno State (Stevo) | 402-186 | 05.05.2012 | |
| Muckel * | none | 144-138 | ||
| Eisbaer * | -Mississippi (Eisbaer) | 434-110 | 13.05.2012 | |
| Torchman * | none | 478-397 | ||
| TJ6 * | -North Carolina (TJ6) | 702-287 | 18.05.2012 | |
| Alcindor * | none | 53-22 | ||
| vincent * | none | 56-17 | ||
| Killawuchtel * | -St. Johns (Killa) | 54-8 | 13.05.2012 | |
| McLean * | -Texas (McLean) | 132-84 | 02.01.2011 | |
| ganna * | -Butler (ganna) | 146-93 | 16.04.2012 | |
| Sugarstevy * | -Duke (Sugar) | 819-340 | 04.05.2011 |